This is the old school camp quotes page... in its almost original form.
Enjoy!    
Favorite Camp quotes/moments!

   Heehee... just another visual (?) aid to how much
fun Camp Kasota actually was!
         (New colour represents new quote)
 

- PISS OFF MALLARD!!!! (Stone, when Mallard kept tickling his
ear with a piece of grass)
 
 

- (Amanda) It's raining harder than the showers out here!
(Falcon) Why do you think all the counsellors come out and stand in
the rain?
 

-(Best Jackie Chan impression) Oh yes... very nice position, eh?
HWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Waves stick around wildly)
(Mallard during Theatre sports session)
 

-(Geeky lisp voice, tribal face paints, nerdy glasses hovering over you)
"I can use my legs as sandpaper."
(Squirrel, trying to make me laugh during graveyard)
 

-THERE'S FIVE PAIRS OF MY PANTS UP THERE!!!!
(Bark, during the talent show)
 

-Why do you carry yer backpack?
(Almost everyone attending camp the same week as me)
 

-Okay everybody, SCREAM!!!!
(Mudd at 2:00AM)
 

-Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...... (Me, and my infamous call!)

-*Sigh* Sometimes I just wish Bark would get tonsillitis or something.
(Gord the cook)

-(Bark) OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Everyone) ohhhhh....
(Bark) C'MON EVERYBODY, OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Bark starting grace on the last day of camp when everyone was sad *sniff*)

-(Falcon) Hi, I'm Falcon, and I'm head pyromaniac of Camp Kasota....
(Falcon introducing himself on the first day of camp)

-I saw his BUM!!!! HAHAHAHAH!
(Mudd, telling an........ interesting story.)

-Good at soccer.
(Falcon's comment on a warm fuzzy sheet)

-Mudd: You have beautiful hair, Amanda.
Amanda: I know.
(everyday conversation)

-Hilary: What do I have to do to get some food?
Chris, the kitchen guy: Put down your plate. Or... do a dance!
Griffon (quietly): Hakuna Matata........
(Hilary, doing typical Hilary stuff.)

Imagine this: It's dark... around midnight. The air has a coldness to
it that creeps you out. Your walking around in the dark woods,
flashlight quivering in the darkness. All is quiet.... all the sudden,
out off the bushes comes a 6'6 monster waving a hatchet in the air
screaming and roaring!!!! The axe JUST misses your head...
(Okay, okay, by about 2 feet) If that wouldn't scare you, I don't
know what will!
(Mallard, during the "Midnight murder mystery" trying to scare people)
 

Post-camp quotes

(Amanda) I laugh EVERY TIME I see a duck, and it's
YOUR FAULT, Hilary!!!!
(Amanda scolding me)

(Anne) Enjoy the convenience of Stettler's three store mall!!!
(Anne, persuading us to move to Stettler)
 
 
 
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