(voila some old school campfire songs, courtesy of Skeeter, who made this page like 3 years ago or something crazy like that)
The part I miss most about camp is CAMPFIRE!!!
So here's a list of my favorite campfire songs.
 

                 "Falcon's moose song"

There was a great big moose
Who liked to drink a lot of juice!
                (repeat)

               CHORUS
Singin' Woooaoooooooah!
Wayowayowayowayo!
WAYYYYYYYO Wayo!
Wayowayowayowayo!

And his name was Fred
He liked to drink his juice in bed!
            (repeat)
          (CHORUS)

He drank his juice with care....
BUT HE SPILT IT ON HIS HAIR!
            (repeat)
          (CHORUS)

Now he's a sticky moose!
Fuuuulllllll offffff juuuuuuuuuice!
Onnnnnn theeee loooooose!
 
 

               Purple Stew

We're makin' a purple stew!
whip whip! whip whip!
We're makin' a purple
stewBEEDOOBeedoobeedoo!
With purple potatoes
And purple tomatoes
and YOU in a purple stew!

(points at someone, they pick a colour, and the
song continues with that colour)

 Heehee! Mallard, Falcon, and Bark doin' the purple stew!
(Thanks to AMANDA [grrrr] for getting a GOOD picture of Mallard
                doing the purple stewwww! [grr])
 

               Sam the lavatory man

Sam, Sam, the lavatory man,
Cheif inspector of the outhouse can...
Tissue paper, tissue paper, paper towel,
Listen to the rumble of the human bowel...

Deep, down, under the ground,
Look at all the turdies floatin' around!
Sam, Sam, the lavatory maaaaan!
Scoopin' up the poop with an old tin can!
 

                I've lost my underwear

I have lost my underwear!
I don't care, I'll go bare.
Bye, bye, longjohns.
 

                   Spaceman song

In a spaceship in the sky!
Inside little conehead guy!
Saw a spaceman floating by,
Knocking at his door *binkbink*
Help me! Help me! Help me! He said,
Before an asteroid *bonk*
Hits me in the head!
Come little spaceman, come with me,
Coneheads we will beeee!

(Continue song using voices like huge spaceman,
teeny spaceman, all three, etc.)
 
 

               Bamboo Bungalo

 I'll build you a bamboo bungalo..
Big enough for two, my honey, big enough for two!
When we get married, happy we'll be,
Under the bamboo
BOOM BOOM TREE!
Boom boom, boom boom, boom boom boom boom
boom boom!
Let's take a w-a-l-k walk in the p-a-r-k park,
And I'll k-i-s-s kiss you in the d-a-r-k dark!
You are the b-e-s-t best of all the r-e-s-t rest,
And I will l-o-v-e love you for all t-i-m-e time!
 

                   "Princess Pat"
(Bark style.... which Squirrel will tell you is definately not the right way to sing it)

The princess Pat
Had a mighty fine crew
They sailed across
The channel two!
And they brought with them...

            ~CHORUS~
A RICK OF BAMBOO!
A RICK OF BAMBOO!
Now what is that?
It's something made
By princess Pat
It's red and gold!
And purple too!
That's why it's called....
A RICK OF BAMBOO!!!

Now captain Jack
Had a mighty fine crew
They sailed across
The ocean blue!
Their ship did sink
AND SO WILL YOU!
If you don't taaaake...
A RICK OF BAMBOO!!!!

Princess Bark =)
 

            "Goin on a lion hunt (Mallard style)"

Goin on a lion hunt!
I'm not scared!
Got mah trusty hat!
And mah counsellor by mah side!

WHAT'S THAT?!
It's a giant mound of Skittles!!!

Can't go over it.
Can't go under it.
Can't go around it.
Guess we'll have to eat through it.
chomp chomp chomp chomp

Goin on a lion hunt!
I'm not scared!
Got mah trusty sunglasses!
And mah counsellor by mah side!

WHAT'S THAT?!
It's Sylvan lake!!!!

Can't go over it.
Can't go under it.
Can't go around it.
Guess we'll have to canoe through it.
swishhhh swishhhh swishhhh swishhhh

Goin' on a lion hunt!
I'm not scared!
Got mah trusty guitar tuner!
And mah counsellor by mah side!

WHAT'S THAT?!
It's a huge field of mallard grass!!!!

Can't go over it.
Can't go under it.
Can't go around it.
Guess we'll have to cut through it.
slice slice slice slice

Goin' on a lion hunt!
I'm not scared!
Got mah trusty blue frisbee!
And mah counsellor by mah side!

WHAT'S THAT?!
It's a cave!

Can't go over it.
Can't go under it.
Can't go around it.
I guess..... we'll have to go in it.

Wooooaahhh. What is that? It feels like...
Big sharp teeth, man... And a huuuuge wet nose....
And a big fuzzy mane....
DUDE!!! IT'S A LION!!! RUNNNNN!
slapslapslapslapslapslapslap

Through the cave!
stompstompstompstomp

Through the mallard grass!
sliceslicesliceslice

Through Sylvan lake!
swishhhhswishhhswishhhswishhh

Through the Skittles!
chompchompchompchomp

Slam the door!
SLAM!

pheeeeeewwwwwwww.

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